Friday, February 26, 2010

Day 25: I Coulda Been a Contender


I used to be a pretty decent writer. No, really, I'm not bragging, but in my college and grad school days, I was known in certain circle as being quite the purveyor of prose. Okay, my circle was the jocks for whom I'd write papers and my friends in grad school, but still.

I used to journal. I used to write anguish-ridden poetry. I used to write multiple page-long missives to friends, both in the US and abroad. Then, I quit.

I don't know if I got too busy or it it was due to the surge of internet use that seriously declined my writing skills. However, I used to write. I was dry, witty, sarcastic, and interesting.

Now? Not so much.

Oh, the picture? It's me.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Day 23: Boing


I think I'm running out of things to photograph.

I have more to say but I can't right now, so I'll be back.

Aaaand, I'm back.

at Steph...I looked for the dragon face, but I didn't see it.

I have quite the collection of Therabands (or exercise bands, whatever you want to call them) left over from my various ankle surgeries. My intrepid physical therapists would send these home with me in hopes that I would make good on my promise to go my exercises like a good little girl and my ankle would be all better.

I never did. Which may be why I needed 4 surgeries to get my left ankle semi-better. "Semi" being the operative word.

It's not due to my lack of P.T., though, I swear.

Anyway, this batch of bands made its way into the bathroom via Boo and Bay. They like to figure out where I've been hiding them and then drag them all over the house. Then, as a good mommy does, I clean them up, for them to find another day. I'm hoping that the current hiding place of my bathroom cabinet will serve 2 purposes: they won't leave them all about the house like intestines from an eviscerated balloon monster, and I might be spurred into using them more than once a blue moon.

Hey...I can hope, right?

Monday, February 22, 2010

Day 22: Open Letter to Moose A. Moose


Dear Moose, (I hope you don't mind that I'm calling you Moose.)

I love you. No, really, I do.

You are absolutely adorable, a snappy dresser, a wonderful singer, and an awesome friend to Zee--the cutest, boot-wearing bird around. You are everything I've ever wanted in a moose.

Environmentally friendly? Check.
Geometrically aware? You betcha.
You know your ABC's and your 123's, and you have a song to ring in every holiday and season.

Better yet? You entertain both of my children when I need just a wee bit of "mommy time" (also known as "damn it, I can't find the corkscrew! time")

However, could you please just do me one, eensy, teensy, tiny favor? Could you please come up some new material? I'm dying over here!!

Thank you so much!

Eternally yours,
Amy

Day 21: Yep, You Guessed It...


Soup.

Week 3 of my Oasis cook-a-long. This one was a spicy, southwesterny-styled soup that just begged for me to (finally) try my hand at the homemade tortillas that people have been raving about.

I definitely need to practice my tortilla-rolling skills, because most of them were grossly misshapen things, but they tasted fabulous!!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Day 20: "I wanna Mohawk, but mom won't get me one..."


I have a stinky kid.

Seriously.

He's developed a serious aversion to taking a bath or shower, so I have to bribe him. Lately, "funky hair-dos" seems to do the trick. This evening's was the punk classic; the Mohawk.

Okay, it's more of the "faux-hawk", as popularized by Mr. David Beckham, but still, my Boo...he's edgy.

Day 19: Toga! Toga!


Bay has become an absolute bear when one tries to get her ready for bed. She's realized the lure of staying up past her bedtime. Here, I tried to pull her onesie over her head, instead, she finagled (is that even a word??) her arm through and then scampered away. Eh...at least she's fashionable.

Day 18: "A short stocking usually reaching to the calf or just above the ankle."


My current obsession with funky socks stems from my very first class of my grad school program. I enrolled in the Lesley University in the "Integrating Creative Arts" program with several friends from work. The very first night we all got in a big circle to do...something. I can't remember exactly, but I *do* remember that we all took off our shoes and I looked around and everyone in the class had super cute socks. I mean every.one.

Me? I think I was wearing plain black ones I bought in a 6-pack at Target. I was very low-maintenance when it came to my footwear. However, I was mortified that I had such boring socks!

I mentioned it to my mom and, being my mommy, guess what she did? That's right, started buying me socks, something she still does.

I like to think my habit of not matching my socks to my outfit but very frequently, or wearing Halloween socks in December (because they matched my outfit) mark me as being "quirky" but really, I'm just a slacker and I hit the snooze button too many times most mornings and I'm usually struggling to get ready on time in the mornings.

Day 17: All the Colors of the Rainbow


Crayons, crayons everywhere...who the hell is going to pick them up?

...

...

...

Oh, yeah, that'd be me.

Having two kids that are about 2 years apart is challenging. Trying to finish potty-training one while putting diapers on the other; trying to help one grow in his independence while baby-proofing the house; allowing one to express himself through art, trying to keep the other from eating the crayons.

It was Crayola carnage here the other night. CARNAGE!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Day 16: Grow, Little Guy, Grow!


I like to pretend that I can grow things. I mean, I do the obligatory, suburban, prettifying every summer--petunias mostly, because they're hard to kill. I have a few plants in the house--ivy, a spider plant, and a bamboo that I've managed to keep alive for 4 years, despite my dedicated attempts obliterate it.

Last year, I wanted a garden. I had dreams of growing my own peas, lettuce, berries, tomatoes, cucumbers, and so on. I wanted to not make my weekly sojourn to the grocery store to buy pesticide-laden produce or overpriced organic greens. Oh, the plans I had!

Instead, I got a patio.

Don't get me wrong, I looooove the patio Babe created. It's huge! Large enough, in fact, that I was going to be able to have a patio garden, in pots, but still, I would be able to grow things!

Um. Did I mention that I've never grown anything from scratch?

In my dream-garden's initial stages, I started some greenery from seeds: basil, chives, peppers, lettuce, and cilantro. I felt like a new mother when those little seedlings popped up and turned their faces to the sun. I watered them, made sure they had enough sun, and I kept the kids away from them, lest they try to eat them.

Then, I went out of town...and returned to carnage. I forgot to have someone come over and water the poor things and they were burnt to a crisp....all except for 2 pepper seedlings. I transplanted him and set him outside to see what he would do.

Imagine my surprise when, lo and behold, flowers started to appear, then peppers! Of course, the peppers arrived right before the first frost, so I brought the little guy inside to see how he'd do.

As you can see from the picture above, he's doing okay. Reaching his spindly leaves towards the sun, but flowering and producing peppers, still, in February.

I plan to repay his fortitude by planting him outside this summer.

I've been promised a garden.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Day 15: 2 Teeth...Ah, Ha, Ha, Ha!


That title is supposed to sound like The Count from Sesame Street. (Not that I've watched The Count in for.ever. Boo doesn't like him and turns him off every time he's on. Watching World of Warcraft...not a problem. A muppet vampire? Not so much.)

Bay is finally getting her 2 top teeth, but they're just poking through a little bit. Of course, she inherited her brother's lovely gap, so she's looking a bit vampireish. I'm just glad it's more Countesque rather than Twilightesque. I hate those books.

Day 14: Soup...again.


Detecting a theme with my Sunday pictures? Hmmmmmm? Are you? (You should!) So, here we are week 2 of my cook-a-long and the week's recipe was for a "sweet potato, leek, and ham" soup. I don't know the official name because it's a blind test...or something like that.

Next to it is beer bread. I hated this stuff growing up--my mom used to make it and for some reason I refused to eat it. Here I am, many, many (MANY..I'm old!) years later and it's one of my favorite things to bake.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Day 13: Ethereal...


In college, "ethereal" was one of my favorite words. It all stemmed from a night in which I was doing some illegal activities (and that's all I'm going to say about that...WHAT? It was college!) Long story short, I started saying "ethereal" and for whatever reason, it stuck with me.

That's the word that comes to mind when I look at this picture. It's of the moon jellies at Denver's Downtown Aquarium, where we took the kids yesterday. It's all Boo wanted to see while we were there, but after the sharks scared the shit out of him in the same room, he had very little interest in them. I made him stick around long enough for me to take some pictures, and the entire time he was looking over his shoulders at the shark tank as if they were going to bust loose of the glass and eat him.

I'm so mean.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Day 12: Pinball Wizard


Boo adores the computer. He learned how to use the track-pad on my iMac faster than I did. He is truly a child of the 21st century...which lead to an unhealthy obsession with the Super Mario Wii. (You know Gollum? Yeah, instead of, "Myyyyyy precccccccioussssss," it was "I wannnnnnnna play Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii." So, the Wii went bye-bye.

I still let him on the computer though, if he's had a good day, and his sister is in bed. He gets so serious when he's trying to figure it out...here, he's looking at the pattern in the Backyardigan's "Mission to Mars" game. Patterns are hard for him, so he has to realllly concentrate.

Day 11: Oooh, pretty...


So, it was about 10 p.m. after conferences. Babe and I already decided to play hooky from school, so I wasn't worried about staying up too late. We were enjoying a cocktail and hanging out watching some t.v. Then, it hit me, I hadn't taken a picture yet. Oops. I set one goal for this blog. 1 picture a day, and I was going to blow it! Thank goodness I figured out how to use my camera on the lap top.

I love this necklace. I bought it from a parent at my old school when she was selling some of her jewelry around Christmas time. I'm so surprised that I bought this because I am a FREAK about matching. I wear the same pair of earrings (white gold with little diamond flowers) every day so I don't have to worry about matching earrings with my outfits. I usually only buy shoes that are brown or black. Again, I never have to worry about finding my green shoes to go with my green sweater.

For whatever reason, I fell in love with this necklace and wore it almost every day for a couple of years. It's fallen out of heavy rotation, but it still finds its way onto my person every so often.

Day 10: The Tori Post



Drinking Pyramid Apricot always reminds me of Tori Amos. The first time I went to see her, I was all hopped up on pain meds...because I partially tore my MCL the day before the concert. Being more of a vodka drinker than a beer drinker, I told my boyfriend at the time to get me something light and girly tasting. I was trying to abstain from the hard stuff because Percocet + vodka= Amy not remembering the concert. He got me a 6-pack of this beer and I was in love.

Flash forward about 4 years and I'm heading to see Tori at Red Rocks, where, if you've never seen a concert at Red Rocks, I highly recommend you do so before you die. You can stay with me! I'm still a vodka girl, but, you know, it's hard to drink vodka, even with a mixer, while it's still daylight without feeling like or looking like much of a lush. So, again, I went to the Apricot Ale.

I highly recommend *not* drinking a full 6-pack of this stuff on an empty stomach. It starts to taste like the peach syrup at Denny's and it does NOT taste as good the second time around.

This particular beer was my reward for making it through another Wednesday without losing my mind.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Day 9: Crazy Grout We Got Going on


I just like this picture...we got a light dusting of snow yesterday and by this morning, it was starting to melt. The sun, peeking through the branches of the tree in front of the patio made the individual snow crystals look like an oil slick on water--various shades of pink, blue, and yellow.

Day 8: Wonder time



Bay is 14 months old. (Holy shit, where did the time go? It seems like *just* the other day I peed on a stick and then started freaking out at the two lines!) This age is just so amazing...the look of wonder on her face when she sees something new; the expression of utter amazement on my face when she shows off her mad sign language skillz.

I do feel somewhat guilty about the sheer enjoyment I'm experiencing right now, being her mom. When Boo was this age, I was a brand-new, single mom, freaking out about money, raising him in two houses, and the "stigma" (all in my head, I'm sure) of being said "single mom". I'm sure I missed out on some of the wondrous moments with him, and that makes me sad, but I'm making up for it now.

Wait, how did this become about the boy? Bay is looking out the door to the backyard. She hasn't seen much snow in her short lifetime. She was so little last winter and it's not snowed much this winter, so she just revels in any sight of the white stuff.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Day 7: Soup is 'Mmm, 'Mmm Good.


I have some imaginary friends. Well, I'm 99.99999% positive that they're real, I've even met some in real life...however, we're call each other "imaginary" because for most of us, we've only met online.

We're an offshoot of a Baby Center bulletin board that got fed up with the incessant interlopers, barging in and annoying us, so we (and by "we" I mean a couple of amazing women) created our own "oasis" away from the annoying people.

Here we are a couple of years later...some people have left us, some have joined us. We've been through kids, divorces, financial problems, marital problems, you name it. We share in each others' triumphs, and we're there to give hugs (albeit cyber) when the need to be given.

Recently, we've started a monthly "cook-a-long"...February=soup. This is week one's recipe. I can't wait to try it.

I love my imaginary friends.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Day 6: Wheeeeeeeee!!



Boo and I went to the rec center today to just get out of the house. It's been a relatively mild winter, but he's been obsessed with the Wii--which "Santa" took back to the "North Pole" because of Boo's Gollum-like tendencies with the stupid Mario game... Needless to say, he's not been super-interested it doing things, like...swimming or um, going to the park when it's nice enough to venture outside.

Today's visit was supposed to be a family affair, but Bay decided at noon to have a total and complete melt-down. Okay, nap is it. Babe stayed with her so I could take the boy to the pool, he was actually doing the, "Is it time to go yet? Now? Now? How about now?" thing, so I figured canceling was out of the picture.

He had a blast and we had some awesome mommy and Boo bonding time. He loved the little frog slide they had at the pool. He was being quite the daredevil--spinning around, going down sideways...I think he was trying to impress the cute lifeguard that was stationed there at the time. (He kept telling her, "Watch this, it's gonna be really cool!") I don't know how he got so much air between his bum and the slide, but he flew! The shot's completely blurry, but, he was going pretty fast...

Day 5: I'm Klassy Like That


After a pretty tough week (work sucks, the kids were bratacular, the house is a mess, etc.) and then a nightmare of a dinner out with my dad and the kids (we will never take the kids to dinner ever.again.) I wanted to wind down with a nice, big, chilly glass of pinot grigio.

My first sip...ahhhowwwwie! I had some dental work done earlier this week and then my bite was off, so some teeth were hitting weird. My dentist said that I might be sore and sensitive to cold for a few days, and she was not kidding.

But, I still wanted to enjoy my wine, so I got a straw and off I went. I savored my wine...then another...and another. Before I knew it I was three glasses down (all through a straw) and more than just a little tipsy. Then, I remembered I had yet to take the day's picture.

So, there you have it. My smudgy wine glass, my bendy straw, all atop the disaster I call my kitchen counter.

Klass...it's how I roll.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Day 4: Bathtime Mayhem


Is it a dam, built by creative beavers?
Nay.
Is it avant-garde art?
Nay again.
It is, however the amalgam of bath toys that the kids enjoy during bath time.

I think they look like little candies...that or a clown puked all over my tub.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Day 3: Many Miles Before I Sleep...



So...yeah. Wednesdays are my "hard" days. Babe is coaching basketball and then he leaves from school to his class for grad school. One of the kids' aunties is here on those days and she's always more than willing to stick around and help out..but that's a long-ass day for her so I feel bad making her stay longer than she needs to.

The kids were having a rough day today, and this was just a random shot I took that turned out half-way decent. It's the ottoman for Bay's (formerly Boo's) glider. It's seen better days, but at least when I prop my feet on it, I'm guaranteed a few rare moments of silence.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Day 2: Fun with the Fam


I can already tell I'm going to get bored with my titles. Maybe I'll go multi-lingual...as in "tag zwei" or some such nonsense. Ooh, I know! I'll go all Wallace Stephens on this, "3 Ways of Looking at Day 3".

This isn't the greatest shot. The composition is shoddy, the lighting is off, but in order to get both kids, at the same time, I had to work fast. Thank you Canon auto setting!

We got home from school today and Boo decides that he wants to pull all the covers off his "bed" (which is currently the floor) and bring them to the play area. Then, he wants to play "sleepyheads" which is a game where we all got under some blanket and decided to sleep. A nap at 4 p.m. after a day at school? Don't mind if I do!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Day 1: It Begins


So, here it is...yet again another attempt at some sort of blog. I think I might actually be able to keep up with this one. There's no pressure to be witty, introspective, or amusing. Nope, just one pic a day. I can do that.

This is me sitting at my desk at school during my planning period. I was bored and started messing around with the Photo Booth application on my Mac laptop. Oh, how I love my Mac. If I ever win the lottery, or get a raise... (snort) I'm going to buy a totally pimped out Macbook. It will kick the ass of any PC any day of the week.